Ten Exes, Zero Closure

There are two sides to every story.

Some people say three—yours, theirs, and the truth.

This isn’t that version.

This is mine.

A humorous and honest memoir told through ten relationships—each one reflecting a different version of who   I was at the time.

From middle school puppy love built on Yahoo Messenger and zero chill, to the pretty boy who taught me how to choose myself (but not trust it), to the first love that disappeared without goodbye, to the relationships I should have left sooner… every chapter tells a story I once thought meant something more than it did.

Some are light.

Some are messy.

Some are hard to admit out loud.

All of them are real.

This isn’t a book about blaming exes.

It’s about recognizing patterns.

Owning mistakes.

And understanding how we sometimes lose ourselves trying to be loved.

Because sometimes the lesson isn’t about them.

It’s about who you were when you chose them.

Told with humor, honesty, and just enough self-awareness to hurt a little, this book explores what it means to grow through  relationships instead of just moving on from them.

And maybe, somewhere in these pages, you’ll recognize a few of your own stories too.